You know, I would fly more often if every time I landed there were dancing girls in short shorts. However, if my pilot tried this fancy trick, he would need a medic after I was done using the handy bag they stow in the back of the seat in front me.

As Forrest Gump once uttered, "I'm not a smart man" (I try to follow all of his teachings), but this has to be fake. I'm sure someone who flies could look at the flaps and call B.S.

Here are some real close call landings:

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