Once upon a time I took an Uber from downtown Chicago to Elgin, it cost a few dollars and was pretty uneventful...that I remember.

This Iowa fella enjoys Uber rides way too much and spent time in jail. According to Smoking Gun Christopher Jensen, 27 pulled "it" out in the Uber and said he, “liked to masterbate in front of Uber drivers".

The Uber pulled over and Mr. Jensen was arrested.