Insulting Warning Labels [VIDEO]

I get outraged pretty easily. Someone slows down as they approach a green light? I'm outraged! The guy in front of me in the $75,000 Range Rover doesn't use the turn signal that comes standard with purchase? That's an outrage! 

One more thing really grinds my gears. Insulting warning labels. You know what I'm talking about. You see them on TV commercials now. There will be a car jumping from the earth to the moon, and at the bottom of the screen in very little font, you will see the warning, DO NOT ATTEMPT. Really? I shouldn't attempt interplanetary stunts? In my coupe? I once bought a step ladder that sported an idiot warning label with a stick figure falling off a ladder that was placed on a bed. That means at one point, some C.H.U.D. set up a step ladder on their bed and took a tumble. Charles Darwin gave us the theory of evolution and survival of the fittest and all that. Nature has ways of 'thinning the herd.' Due to advances in medical science, and these very necessary warning labels, even the stupid thrive.