A drunk Florida man loves his BBQ.

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According to TCPALM Maeli Aguilar-Alvarez of Indiantown, Florida has the most meat in his pants. This outstanding individual attempted to steal a rack of ribs by shoving them down his pants at a local grocery store.

Also included is his attempted robbery was:

  • two packs of hamburger buns
  • nine pieces of fried chicken
  • mashed potatoes

Must have been wearing his MC Hammer pants.