We learned over the weekend that parking cars on an iced over lake isn't too smart.

Bridge in Rockford
Henryk Sadura
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So with the sinking cars into Lake Geneva I was thinking, where would you not want to park your car in the Rockford area.

So I have come up with a list of Five Place not to Park in the Rockford Area:

  • The Rock River - Frozen, partially frozen, don't do it.
  • Bloods Point Road - Ghosts man, avoid this.
  • Turn 3 at The Rockford Speedway - Actually, you should try this...During a race.
  • Whitney Martin's Parking Spot at 23 WIFR - She takes this serious and will fist fight you
  • Under Symbol - This would require driving on grass and you would get arrested

So make your parking choice a smart one.

 

 

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