Ever Wonder What Metallica Tastes Like?

Have you ever wondered what Metallica tastes like? A local burger joint will allow you to try a Metallica anytime you want.

I have my own opinions on what Metallica should taste like, but according to Kuma's Corner a Metallica tastes much like a burger topped with spicy goodness.

A Metallica burger comes with bacon, blue cheese dressing, buffalo sauce, lettuce, tomato and onion.

Of course there is bacon as well, because no burger should be without bacon.

Kuma's Corner is a one of a kind restaurant with two locations in Chicago, one in Schaumburg and one in Indianapolis.

Metallica isn't the only rockers they are serving up at Kuma's. You can also see what Led Zeppelin, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath and more taste like.

If I had to put together a Metallica burger, based on what Metallica tastes like, it would be a bit different.

• I would have to keep the buffalo sauce to match Cliff Burton's beautiful red hair.
• I'd have to keep the bacon because it gives me fuel and fire and that which I desire. Bacon. Ohhh yeah... right James Hetfield?
• I'll do away with the blue cheese dressing because I think it's gross and substitute a nice Danish Havarti cheese for my buddy Lars. I'd actually double the cheese and add some Muenster for Kirk Hammett.
• I'd also add curled fried onion straws because they look so similar to Kirk Hammett's hair.
• Obviously avocado would have to be added to the burger because Metallica is from California, well... Lars you get cheese.
• Lettuce would absolutely have to be on the burger, because well... no one cares about lettuce, much like Dave Mustaine.
• I wouldn't serve the burger with fries, but rather tortilla chips on the side for my friend Robert Trujillo.

I'd let Jason Newsted try the burger first, but I suspect he will get three quarters of the way through and say, "Eh, I quit."

So there you have it! My Metallica burger would read on a menu like this:

A Metallica burger comes with bacon, buffalo sauce, Danish Havarti and Muenster cheeses, fried onion straws, avacado and lettuce. Served with a side of freshly made tortilla chips.

Sounds pretty yummy doesn't it?

So I have no idea what Metallica actually tastes like, but I do know how awesome they are in concert. I want to send you to go see Metallica!