As a young man, I took a second job delivering pizzas at night. Gas was a little over a buck a gallon. Times were simpler. Anyway, it was a great job. I made decent money on tips and I got a free pizza every night I worked. At twenty years old, that made me a god to my friends. A better perk than insurance at that age. Maybe free pizza should be mandatory? One thing I found out was that most people really like the pizza delivery guy. On Friday and Saturday nights, it wasn't uncommon to be invited in to a party and tossed a cold beer. Of course, I couldn't take them up on the offer but it was the thought that counted.

However, not all pizza delivery guys are as above board and squeaky clean as your pal, Brizz. Like this nogoodnick in Oswego, Illinois. According to the Chicago Tribune, Oswego police witnessed a 19 year-old man cutting through a parking lot to avoid a red light. After stopping the car, police found drug paraphernalia and arrested the driver and a passenger. Along with the contraband, there was a piping hot pizza sitting in the back seat that needed to be delivered. Since they just protected citizens, they felt the need to serve as well. The delivery address was only a few blocks away, so the officer delivered the pizza to what I assume were slightly bewildered, very hungry people. The good news for them is that they don't need to tip the cop. That would be like a bribe or something, right?

As a former pizza guy, let me just say this delivery driver doesn't represent all of us who have or still do put their ass on the line to get your pie in your hands.

Grab a slice and enjoy this drunk guy in Canada nailing Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody":

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