Charlie Sheen is Hammered at Taco Bell [VIDEO]

Oh Charlie... you are up to your usual drunken shenanigans again but this time in the Taco Bell Drive-Thru. I have a few things to tell you Charlie, so I'll write it in this letter.

Dear Charlie Sheen,

I'm positive you will not read my letter and that is OK. I'm just a girl with a big heart and an even bigger concern for you and your health.

Now I have to start by saying I've never seen one of your movies. Scratch that... I've only seen one of your movies. I've seen "Major League" but that was only because my sweetie watches it a million times a day. You were a rebel in that movie and continue on the path of 'winning.' I'm proud of you for that.

But with your winning and tiger blood antics you got canned from your show "Two and a Half Men." I liked that show too. (Don't tell Ashton, but he's not as awesome as you are on that show.)

What I'm trying to say is I'm worried for you Charlie. I understand you like to party, and that's just fine. It's fine to let loose and have a good time. It seems as if this is an everyday occurrence for you. If your liver gives out... there goes my hopes and dreams of someday toasting a shot or two of tequila with you.

I think you need to slow down Charlie. SLOW DOWN.

Let's take your latest viral video for example.

I'm conflicted with this one. Charlie you have obviously been hitting the bottle, hard in this one. You are suffering from a classic case of "I'm drunk and hungry and I need to eat greasy food before I throw up all over you" syndrome. It happens to the best of us.

With my concern, comes joy. I'm happy to see that you are no longer the mean-camera-breaking-jerkface Charlie that you once were.

Here you seem to be happy to meet your fans. You even let the guy filming open up your shirt to see your tattoo. How nice of you Charlie.

Charlie, thanks for being the guy everyone loves to hate.

Sincerely,

Lori