Drinking has many side effects. Headaches, vomiting, fatigue and feeling indestructible are just some of the hazards that come with having a few cocktails. Good decisions are never a worry however. It took hundreds if not thousands of blurry mornings before I started to learn my lesson.

Another side effect of boozing is your wallet bleeds cash. Girls, you can't possibly understand this since you rarely ever pay for your own drinks unless you want to. Only when you're drinking is it reasonable to buy fourteen tacos at 2am or a Nicholas Cage pillow. The Nic Cage pillow is still better than waking up in a strange bed with a need to gnaw your arm off so you don't wake up the stranger whose name you can't remember.

More From 96.7 The Eagle