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This High School Running Back Is Utterly Impossible to Tackle
Now THAT is how you perform in the state championship.
Let Your DNA Find You the Perfect Beer — For a Measly $32,000
Microbrews, meet micro-yous.
Missing ID Gets Perfect Use From Grateful Underage Person Who Found It
This woman made some great use out of a fake ID that was all too real.
Yahoo! Answers Masturbation Questions Are (Un)Sexy Stupid
The people who go to Yahoo! Answers to find information on masturbation are almost as inept at touching the keyboard as they are touching themselves.
Hilarious X-Rated News Bloopers Are Why We Keep Tuning In
News bloopers are great. Dirty news bloopers are even better.
Bartenders Reveal What Your Drink Says About You
You may want to think twice before ordering that bourbon.
Man Wins $1.4 Million Betting Donald Trump Will Become President
You think Donald Trump was the big winner of the presidential election? In the words of the one-time reality star, “Wrong!”
Cop Fired for Feeding Excrement Sandwich to Homeless Man
This man is a piece of...well, you know.
Man Busted for Pulling the Ol’ ‘Wires in a Penis While Driving’ Stunt
Well, here's a use of wire you probably never considered.