Woman Kills Man for Failing to Share Crack on Thanksgiving
Before Black Friday, there's Crack Thursday.
Fight Over Birthday Cake Ends With One Man Dead
Birthday wish, meet death wish.
Cops Find $46K Worth of Donald Trump-Shaped Ecstasy Pills
Someone is in bigly trouble.
Fried Chicken Beer Is a Beverage Oddity That Is Now Available
Not since Netflix and chill have two wonderful things like this come together.
Idiot Driver Dragging Man in Wheelchair to McDonald’s Loses His License
Big Mac? Try big mistake.
Most Dude Survey Ever Names the Best Places for a ‘Mancation’
This is basically the adult version of a kids' treehouse with a "No Girls Allowed" sign outside of it.
Man With an Epic Half-Beard Has Been Arrested
This guy's attempt at shaving is half-hearted.
Man Who Committed Sex Acts With Vegetables Going to Jail for Life
We can only imagine what this guy thinks about butternut squash.
100 People Name the Oddest Places They’ve Had Sex And We Can Never Drive Our Car Again
When you're in the mood for love, it doesn't matter where you are.
Woman’s Headaches Are Really a Spider Living in Her Ear
Daddy longlegs, meet migraine.