7 Ridiculously Bizarre Real-Life Baby Names

It's as if everyone knows a set of twins named Lemon J'ello and Orange J'ello.

I've encountered some strange names in my past. The strangest was a girl I went to college with named Marijuana Pepsi-Cola Jackson. This was her real name. Hand to God. We never believed her on the first day of school when we all introduced ourselves, but she did have the proper State ID and Drivers License that had her bizarre name.

Listing weird names was actually a lot of fun growing up in my house. My dad works with a lot of clients daily. Each night at the dinner table, he would bring a list of the Top 5 Strange Names of his clients for the day. The lists would always change, but the top spot was always filled by Hobo Jewluster III. Yes, his clients name was Hobo Jewluster III. Not only is the name horrible, but there are three people named that. Yikes.

Naming a baby must be tough, but for some parents (yes these are actual baby names) they really threw caution to the wind. BrainJet.com gives a list of some of the strangest. here are my favorites:

1. Zzyzx. At least five babies are named "Zay-zix" in the United States.

2. Nimrod. This was Noah's great-grandson's name in the bible.

3. Abcde. Well, at least they have a head start on their "Abc's." One pronounces this name "Ab-sid-ee."

4. Bush. Must be for hard-core Republican parents, or landscapers.

5. Mc. This must be after McDonalds? I could see that. My husband once said that our first child, if it was a boy, would be named McLovinIt. (I know, I can't believe I married him either.)

6. Jealousy. Well that's just dumb.

7. Lucifer. It actually means "light bringer" in Latin... or Satan in most cultures.