Who says Valentines Day has to be so squishy?

I don't like squishy. You know what I mean right? When I say Valentine's Day is squishy?

On one hand, I think it is a waste of time and money. Valentine's Day is just some made up holiday so companies can make extra money selling flowers with painful thorns and candy that makes us fat. There shouldn't be only one day a year that you get your sweetie something special or tell them how wonderful they are. We should tell people how grateful we are for them every day.

But on the other hand, I want candy and to be showered with compliments. (Husband, do not forget about Valentine's Day!)

But we aren't squishy people. We like to joke, tease each other and poke fun in an endearing way. Maybe I could get him one of these hilarious cards?


I always move around the dishes after hunny does them:

 

I do hate paying the heating bill this time of the year:

Yup, totally not creepy:

Technology is ruining us:


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