5 Rockford Car Air Fresheners no one Would buy
After spending several hours and days in a car with two teenage boys, the inside of my car doesn't exactly smell great.
This week I need to clean my car inside and out, mainly inside. Hours of travel with a 14 and 17 year can lead to some foul odors. I got in my car after work last night and literally said out loud, "this is horrible".
I usually go "new car" or "vanilla" for the tree on my mirror. But I was thinking what if there were Rockford Car Air Fresheners, what would they smell like? This has been a fun process with the help of Tina Fox, coming up with this list.
So I present to you, 5 Rockford Car Air Fresheners no one Would Buy:
- 11th Street Wet Alley Mattress
- Reheated Next Day Uncle Nicks
- Rock River Three Eyed Fish
- Kishwaukee Forest Preserve Outdoor Bathroom
- Clocktower Mildew Carpets
Pretty sure none of these would sell really well, but I'm really debating how much worse these would be then my car currently.