4 Terrible Songs About Rockford on YouTube [NSFW]

This will make your ears bleed.

I've heard many terrible songs in my lifetime, but none as horrible as these.

Because singing Sock Monkeys aren't scary at all:

At least he's not from Buh-buh-buh-Belvi-deeeere:

Ah, Chick-Fil-A, remember when people camped out in extremely cold temperatures to maybe get free chicken?

'Cause he's living in Rooocckkkforrrd... (Rockford)