13 Odd Street Names in Rockford
While driving around town, I often see street names that make me think. I think about would I want to live there, would I be embarrassed to address my envelopes? These are the 13 odd street names in Rockford and my thoughts on each.
- 1
Chippendale Ct.
Does this mean there are a bunch of half naked men, lathered in Crisco and freshly waxed roaming the streets? If so... sign me up!
- 2
Crabapple Lane
I absolutely could not live on this street. It would be like waking up on the wrong side of the bed everyday. I would just be the crabbiest apple of them all.
- 3
Green Apple Lane
Speaking of apples... Why Green Apple Lane? What's wrong with red apples? Yellow apples?
- 4
Mohawk Road
I can appreciate a good mohawk from time to time. But I don't know how I feel about putting glue in my hair. Does this mean everyone on this street has a mohawk?
- 5
Oxtail Way
Oxtail Way? It sounds like some sort of dance crazy. "Do the oxtail way!" Doesn't it? I've heard of oxtail soup... which I assume tastes as gross as it sounds.
- 6
Secluded Woods Drive
I'm not saying, I'm just saying... I'd be afraid to go to Secluded Woods Drive. It sounds creepy, scary and something out of horror film.
- 7
Shady Lane
Not only would I want to not live here because the street will never see sun (it is call Shady Lane remember?) but I bet some very 'shady' things happen here.
- 8
Tuck A Way Trail
First thing that comes to mind when I hear Tuck A Way. Sounds sneaky, risque, well... secretive. What are they tucking away on Tuck A Way Trail?
- 9
Belt Line Road
This is what happens on Thanksgiving when I eat too much and don't wear stretchy pants. And that sucks. So I don't like this street.
- 10
Big Foot Trail
Ahhh! Run for cover! If I lived on this street I would be very afraid of a Big Foot attack. Now if you don't believe in Big Foot... well... something is wrong with you.
- 11
Misty Morning
Misty Morning... sounds so royal, luxurious, lavish even. I wonder if there are mints on pillows at each house?
- 12
Princess Drive
I should obviously live here. I am a princess. But, I wouldn't be able to handle all of the royal responsibilities of a princess. I've seen those Disney Movies. The life of a princess is tough.